Now It's Getting Serious

It looks very much as if wimpy little Luke Akehurst has bottled at the very first hurdle. The best he can do is prattle on about some loser un-employed newspaper editor.

Now that the small boys have been removed from the ring, it's time to bring on the heavyweight political operators. So far, just one proper candidate is known to have declared: Mad Cow-Girl from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. At last, Daring Davis has a proper challenger to debate the finer points of the British constitution with.

Over at Team Bruiser, we are ready and willing to engage in this political debate, to show why the OMRLP, the Democratic Unionist Party and the Labour Party have got it wrong on 42 days.


Don't forget, Mad Cow-Girl, centuries of liberties are at steak. We are ready to meet you anytime, any place to chew the fat. Expect a grilling!

Luke's Blog: Bring It On, Akehurst, Bring It On

Luke's Blog: An idea

Labour "tough guy" Luke Akehurst thinks he can take on the Bruiser on his home turf. Yeah! Oh yeah!

Any day Akehurst, you and your limp wristed 42 day detention friends are about to find out what a dose of freedom really feels like. Team Bruiser is ready for you, your recently retired senior police officer candidate, or even your crazy idea of putting up a suspected terrorist. Davis wins every time. Ha ha ha!

We're off!

At last, the big secret is out. Team Bruiser is out on the road, with our leader free from the shackles of the Shadow Home Secretary job, and soon to be free from the manacles of the House of Commons.

Here's a list of David's opponents (who, so far, are all too afraid to stand against him):

• UK Independence
  
• English Democrats
  
• Fur Play Party
  
• Beauties for Britain
• Liberal Democrat
  
• Labour
  
• Monster Raving Loony
  
• British National Party
  
• Common Good
  
• Green

Bring it on! Stand up for life, liberty and the death penalty: Vote Davis