We're off!

At last, the big secret is out. Team Bruiser is out on the road, with our leader free from the shackles of the Shadow Home Secretary job, and soon to be free from the manacles of the House of Commons.

Here's a list of David's opponents (who, so far, are all too afraid to stand against him):

• UK Independence
  
• English Democrats
  
• Fur Play Party
  
• Beauties for Britain
• Liberal Democrat
  
• Labour
  
• Monster Raving Loony
  
• British National Party
  
• Common Good
  
• Green

Bring it on! Stand up for life, liberty and the death penalty: Vote Davis